Monday, August 25, 2008

Pompous Caboodle-Hole

(Title derived from a funny Scrubs episode.)

I will tend to do exactly the opposite of whatever Michael Moore proposes. If he told me to go to the bathroom, I would hold it. This would have been a good idea had Mr. Moore not suggested it. And here he goes again with thinking that he's God's gift to politics, this time promoting nation-wide illiteracy.  Please, Mr. Moore, don't tell me how to spend my time, otherwise, it just might be spent thinking of different ways to call you an arrogant SOB. 

In other news, I'll soon be posting in exquisite detail just what, exactly, I've been up to recently. I know you're on the edge of your seat, squirm-ily dancing in anticipation.